My Bana is Awesome

Check out the poem she wrote for me...I'm thinking if I can get my writing skills to this level, I'll be quite pleased!  And I talked it over with a couple of coworkers and we're going to try the new outfit for cycling here.  Pie tins and bucket back packs.  Not to mention, trousers in Dutch are called pantalons - she's on to something!

Mellofa hess is now rivaling fucktard.  I love both!

Hi, Christy,

After reading this you may tell me no more emails, period, but here goes anyway.

I read your blog and I must express

You really are in one mellofa hess.

A rainwear fashion is what this is about

Felt its my duty to help you out

On top of your head put your hair in coil

Cover it well with a little foil

A pie tin bonnet to keep out the rain

A backpack bucket to use as a drain

To cover your boobs , tummy and back

A big cozy terrycloth  gunny sack

Wear those pantyloons,shuck the jeans

Water rolls off those pant like its going down stream'

We need a little something to give us some spice.

I think some sparkling tennies would be nice

In sthis outfit , singing in the rain would be no sin

Just hope they wouldn't  toss you into the looney bin!!!

I have been working on the wine glass.  Drinking your share hasn't help but sure makes me feel good about it.     Loveyou, Bana