Men Are From Mars, I'm from Uranus

There is much to say about Uranus, but little is of interest.   In Greek Mythology, he is the God of the Sky most famously known for being castrated by his son Saturn.  Obviously Uranus is also a planet that experts agree deserves more exploration.  Still, it has been proven to be more of an Ice Giant than a Gas Giant, which of course is a real shocker.  I don’t know about you, but I’m anxiously awaiting explorers to discover future surprises from Uranus.  In the astrological world, it is known for “sudden shocks and changes” as confirmed by “All About Uranus” and my astrologer Omesh.

I first met Omesh in Koh Samui when he told me 2011 was going to be the year of Christy Mommsen.  Unfortunately, that would have been true for someone born at 1:30 PM on February 3, 1977 in Rice Lake, Wisconsin (which is what my mother told me.  I believe at the time she said, “Eh, you were born somewhere around lunchtime.  I don’t really remember).  Luckily during the move I found my birth certificate which recorded 2:32PM as the time of birth.  Although another hour of labor didn’t make much difference to my mom, it sure does in the karmic world.

I had only met with Omesh that one time and decided that another session was due since he was abysmally wrong with my first reading and I was technically born again.

Still in Thailand, Omesh and I skyped for this session followed by an electronic recording of the reading which was super handy because I could transcribe it.  Here is my favorite quote:

 “Uranus is demanding total freedom.  It wants to go to the outside and be wild and crazy.”

This is important information for me to have.

Omesh was consistent in relating to me that I have an extreme and violent case of opposing forces that needs attention  – Saturn (requiring responsibility, rules and restriction) has been battling Uranus (focused on fun loving, free spiritedness).  The good news is that ultimately they are fighting for the same thing – independence.   But in the meantime, Uranus is still seriously pissed at Saturn for castrating him and then throwing his balls into the ocean.

I was relieved to find out that the stars agree NW Wisconsin is a perfect place to stay home and write.  Mercury is here and my Capricorn will be happy. Omesh did mention that, “With Uranus slowly becoming triangle to the moon you may suddenly change locations.  Uranus is always entering abruptly with unexpected change."

He also told me to avoid marriage (probably after reading The Three Biggies) and not to have kids (I didn’t bother adding that one to the list, it was too obvious). 

It was a fact filled session and once again Omesh told me what I wanted to hear. Which is exactly what I pay him for. 

P.S.  After counting, I used the word Uranus 12 times and giggled like a school girl the entire time I wrote this.  Absolutely childish.  Apologies.  My anus, I mean, Uranus made me do it.